smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:


amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

(Source: princesconsuela)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheesecake
awwww-cute:

Everyday he grabs a stick a few feet from the door and carries it for the whole walk
jackanthonyfernandez:

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

Puppup

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: bisexualblackwidow)