"I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my
tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."


-(via suchvodka)

(Source: kbfoto)


pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

This made me realize how truly awesome Dewey was. 

(Source: ds08tf)

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

awakeforyears:

atane:

This is happening

raise your hand if you called this opportunistic racist bullshit

(Source: iriswst)

humansofnewyork:

"It’s amazing how much stuff you subconsciously pick up from your parents. I’m always afraid they’ll get cold, so I put way too many clothes on them when they go out. Then recently my wife and I found a picture of me when I was four years old, and I was wearing four coats."